Batty Books Home Page
A selection of fun batty book titles
Welcome to my web site containing Batty Book titles. They can be known as ‘Awful Authors’ and sometimes called ‘Books that were never written’. It’s an idea I’ve had for a few years now and with the lockdown in 2020 due to the Coronavirus, I thought now was a good time as any to take the plunge and build my own website.
I think Batty Book Titles are just as funny now as they were when I was a child.
My personal favourite is – The Haunted House by Hugo First.
Have a read through them and have a chuckle.
Please come back regularly as I will be updating the site as I think of more Batty Book titles.







Here's a selection to start off with...
Living in Aberdeenshire by Peter Head
Living in Australia by Alice Springs
Living in Baltimore by Mary Land
Living in Birmingham by Dudley Port
Living in Bolton by Moses Gate
Living in Bristol by Lawrence Hill
Living in Burnley by Rose Grove
Living in Caithness by John O’Groats
Living in Cambridgeshire by Peter Borough and Grant Chester
Living in Cardiff by Barry Island
Living in Cornwall by Charles Town
Living in County Durham by Stan Hope
Living in Cumbria by Mary Port
Living in Derbyshire by Amber Gate
Living in Dumfries and Galloway by Ann An
Living in Enfield by Gordon Hill
Living in Essex by Ben Fleet and Stan Stead
Living in Fife by Kirk Caldy
Living in Glasgow by Mary Hill and Cath Cart
Living in Guildford by Ash Vale
Living in Herefordshire by Leo Minster
Living in Hertfordshire by Steven Age
Living in Leeds by Neville Hill
Living in Leicester by Glen Parva
Living in Lewisham by Honor Oak Park
Living in Lincolnshire by Mabel Thorpe
Living in Liverpool by Kirk Dale
Living in London by Primrose Hill and Alexandra Palace
Living in Louisville by Ken Tucky
Living in Manchester by Miles Platting
Living in Marple by Rose Hill
Living in Monaco by Monty Carlo
Living in North West London by Ken Ton and Stan More
Living in Perthshire by Glen Eagles & Blair Atholl
Living in Preston by Bamber Bridge
Living in Renfrewshire by John Stone
Living in Romford by Harold Wood
Living in South-East London by Sid Cup
Living in South Yorkshire by Don Caster
Living in Spain by Benny Dorm
Living in Stockport by Hazel Grove
Living in Stoke-on-Trent by Norma Cot
Living in Suffolk by Felix Stowe
Living in Sunderland by Mac Kem
Living in Surrey by Virginia Water
Living in the Lake District by Ken Dal
Living in the Pacific Northwest by Ida Ho
Living in West Dunbartonshire by Clyde Bank
Living in Westhoughton by Daisy Hill
